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·75K+ Unos sold·Beginner-friendly designUno Vibrator
Carefully designed for beginners. 5 intensities — external and internal pleasure — in one easy-to-use wand. Whisper-quiet, IPX7 waterproof, premium medical-grade silicone. Perfect for solo sessions or partner play with a grip that's smooth and comfortable every time.
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A 60-day companion with practical exercises, communication tips, and pacing advice — written with certified sex educators for all bodies.
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Medical-grade platinum-cured silicone (FDA-registered, phthalate-free, BPA-free, latex-free). ABS plastic core. Rechargeable lithium-ion battery. USB-C magnetic charging. Weight: 140g. Dimensions: 165 × 34 × 30 mm. Operating noise: under 52 dB. Water rating: IPX7 (submersible 1m for 30 min).
Independently tested for phthalates, heavy metals, and biocompatibility. CE marked, RoHS compliant, FCC certified. Hypoallergenic silicone safe for sensitive skin and internal use.
Charge fully before first use (about 60 minutes). Press the button once to power on — starts at lowest intensity. Each press cycles through the 5 intensities. Long-press to switch between internal and external zones. Use water-based lubricant — avoid silicone-based lubes.
Uno is designed for easy solo exploration with its ergonomic grip. The dual-zone control makes partner play intuitive — one person can manage intensity while the other enjoys the sensation.
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Intensities
Patterns
5+Focused
8
Battery Life
Session
85 min+Strong
90 min
Charge Time
USB-C
60 min+Fast
120 min
Noise Level
Quiet
52 dB+Quiet
58 dB
Waterproof
Submersible
IPX7+Full
Splash
Silicone Grade
FDA-Reg.
Medical+Certified
Food-grade
Warranty
12 mo++100%
6 mo
Money-Back
Satisfaction
30 days+Full
14 days
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What's inside Thelemvibrator
Five sensations. One vibrator. Beginner-approved design.
5 Intensity Levels
One button, five patterns. Start gentle or ramp up fast. Your favorite intensity saves automatically for next time you use it.
Dual-Zone Stimulation
External and internal pleasure in one device. Easy toggle between zones means you control exactly where sensation goes, solo or with a partner.
Whisper-Quiet Motor
52 dB at full power — quieter than conversation. Share walls or want privacy? Uno won't give you away.
IPX7 Waterproof
Fully submersible to 1 meter for 30 minutes. Shower, bath, or poolside. Water-resistant design means zero worry.
85-Min Battery
Lasts through most sessions. Charges in 60 minutes via USB-C. Lithium-ion rated for 800+ cycles.
Medical-Grade Silicone
FDA-registered, non-porous, hypoallergenic. Phthalate-free, latex-free, BPA-free. Safe for sensitive skin and daily use.
Travel-Friendly
Pocket-sized design with included travel pouch. TSA-safe, airport-ready, and impossible to guess what it is.
Discreet Shipping
Plain box, no logos. Invoice is anonymous, and nothing on the packaging reveals what's inside. Total privacy.
Every Uno is assembled, tested, and quality-checked before shipping to you.
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Half the cost of luxury vibrators
Uno matches premium vibrators on every spec — silicone grade, motor power, battery life. See what you'd spend elsewhere for the same experience.
Uno Vibrator
1 vibrator · 5 intensities · dual zones
$65/once
- Leading luxury personal vibrator$139 USD
- Premium Scandinavian brand toy$155 USD
- High-end clitoral vibrator$175 USD
- Boutique remote-control toy$210 USD
- Travel pouch (comparable)$20 USD
- Magnetic USB-C charger$12 USD
- Extended warranty (12 mo)$28 USD
- Discreet shipping upgrade$5 USD
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- 5 intensities, dual-zone external and internal stimulation
- Whisper-quiet (under 52 dB) motor design
- IPX7 waterproof — fully submersible, shower-safe
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FAQs
Very. Every Thelemvibrator order arrives in a plain box with no brand markings, logos, or identifying labels. Your invoice is addressed only to your name — nothing reveals what's inside. Add our extra-discreet upgrade at checkout for $3.99 if you want extra layers.
We offer a 30-day Pleasure Guarantee. Try Uno at home — if it isn't right for you, contact [email protected] within 30 days for a full refund. Keep the product and pouch, no returns required.
Up to 85 minutes on a full charge, depending on intensity level. Uno charges in about 60 minutes via the included USB-C cable. The battery is lithium-ion, rated for 800+ full charge cycles.
Yes — Uno runs at under 52 dB at full intensity, about the level of a quiet library or soft conversation. Thin walls, shared rooms, and travel have all been tested and approved by thousands of users.
Absolutely. Uno is made from FDA-registered medical-grade silicone — phthalate-free, BPA-free, latex-free, and hypoallergenic. The silicone is non-porous, making it easy to clean and safe for daily use.
Yes. Uno is IPX7 rated, meaning fully submersible up to 1 meter for 30 minutes. Shower, bath, or poolside — just dry it before charging.