Our Mission
Pleasure, treated with the care it deserves.
We exist to remove every reason someone might hesitate to take care of their own body — shame, noise, ugly design, mystery materials, sketchy retailers. Thelemvibrator is what happens when that hesitation is gone.
Why we exist
The wellness industry talks a lot about self-care. Most of it stops at the bathtub. We think the real thing — bodies, pleasure, intimacy — has been left in a corner so dim, so commercial, so loud, that millions of people never reach for it. We want to make that reach effortless.
Thelemvibrator products are the opposite of performative. They're quiet, body-safe, and made to be lived with. We sell them like the medical-grade objects they are: with full transparency, real testing data, and a customer experience that treats you like an adult.
What we promise
Body-first design
Every contour is informed by anatomy, not aesthetics. Our shapes are co-developed with sexologists and re-tested every iteration.
Radical transparency
Materials, motor specs, decibel readings, and lab results live on each product page. If we can't disclose it, we don't ship it.
Inclusive language
We write for every body. No assumptions about partners, anatomy, or experience. If our copy slips, tell us — and we'll fix it.
Discreet, never ashamed
Discretion exists for the times you want it. It is not a verdict on your purchase. We pack quietly because that's a service, not a hide.
How we measure ourselves
Avg rating, 15K+ reviews
Quietest device in class
Phthalates · BPA · latex
Scientific advisors on staff
We don't believe pleasure should require explanation. We do believe the people who make pleasure products owe their customers honesty, science, and beautifully built objects. Everything we do follows from that.